what do newborn babies smell like
Their moms vagina
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
every few posts on my dash is a horrible pun and i want to die
ok chubby baby faced bright eyed little bush of ringlets sweater wearing 16 year old harry was like yo
but tall tan skinny necklace wearing loose t-shirt big bushy hair pushed to the side 17 year old harry was like yooooooooooo
liking someone you have no chance with
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it because i have
I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
This omfg this
wow I feel the exact same way
i want to go to a signing just so i can innocently ask niall for a kiss on the cheek and when he goes in for it turn my head at the last second so he lays one right on my mouth and i’ll just laugh merrily and skip off into the sunset
I’ve thought about doing this so many times.
